Do vagina's smell?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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