hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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