Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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