AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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