It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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