sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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