Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
This toilet bowl is my home.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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