We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
It's rum buckets o'clock
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I lost the right to judge tonight
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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