google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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