I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
