Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Randomize
