guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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