Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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