I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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