Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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