bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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