we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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