she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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