So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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