Can Purell be used as lube?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
as a side note pls kill me
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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