So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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