why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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