i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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