would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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