i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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