SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i think my mom watched the whole time
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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