Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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