No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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