is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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