what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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