butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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