id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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