She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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