dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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