Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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