Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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