Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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