oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
