ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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