my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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