Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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