There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
There's always time for handjobs
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Randomize
