so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
