Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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