so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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