Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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