love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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