Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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