i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
This toilet bowl is my home.
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