dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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