Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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