Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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