Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
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